All these songs were stupid-gay and I don't remember any of them except this one which wasn't so retarded:

No Changes Song

I got a story to tell ya about my friend named Fred. I have a friend named Fred. Kinda my friend. Not really my friend. Who is Fred? I don't like Fred! And I'll tell ya why. Fred came to me one day. He came to me and said, 'I come from a long line of other Freds. And all those other Freds are really nice. I try to be nice, but sometimes this thing comes over me and I can't be nice and I have to kill. And I have to eat strange things. I just go insane and I wear all these great clothes that make me look really stupid and fat, and oh my God I can't take it anymore, what should I do, Cow??" I said, "Well Fred, I don't know what you should do. Another friend of mine named Chuck he went and killed a bunch of people - solved his problems. Maybe you should try killing - it might help you." Fred went and took my idea. I was kinda mad because he killed my grandmother. He went and killed all these kids - all these dead kids, they're everywhere! Now I can't help it, because it seems like it's all my fault now. But... so.. we got a team - and our team... we all went out and we had to kill Fred. OH THAT MADE ME MAD!! I hated to have to kill Fred. Fred was great. He was my pal. Now he's dead. Now Fred's dead. There's nothing I can do, he's dead.

Yep, we killed him.

copyrighted 1993 Igneous Rock Music, bitch.