Melvin

I didn't expect any of this, I was waiting there for my mom and she was writing a check and she gave it to the guy behind the machine and said, 'Oh no wait, I forgot the meat.' He said, 'Okay that's cool, you go and get it,' I thought that that was pretty damn neat. Well it was me and Juan there (well, he looked like a Juan) and he offered me a buck and then a pear, I said 'No,' then turned around and what I saw folks was a sight - a sight you would not imagine. It was bright as light, I knew it was him.

Melvin. Melvin. Melvin Eldridge and me, yeah we, shop at the same grocery store.

Now I knew was true - nah, he had no glue - he has to be so decent, has to be so fair. I'm sure that he bought more than one pear. I bet Melvin shops at other stores I like. Other stores I go to. Other stores I go to. Other stores I like. I saw him there and he said, 'Hello,' and with a wave of his hand and a flick of his wrist it kind of made me want to piss.

Melvin. Melvin. Melvin Eldridge and me, yeah we, shop at the same grocery store.

Right about then some girl from my junior high came in, she said 'Oh hey there Ben," I said, 'Hey...' - I could not remember her name. I said 'Look at lane 12,' she only saw lane 9 and I told her, 'No, not the express lane - Melvin has class.' She looked and saw - 'oh God!' - 'Well, Melvin. Well.. yeah.' I said, 'Yeah you spotted the man with the bod.'

Melvin. Melvin. Melvin Eldridge and me, yeah we, shop at the same grocery store.

Why is he cool? He's been arrested. Why is he cool? He's got a neat bald spot. Why is he cool? He's got some hobbies. Why is he cool? He looks like a traffic light and he's fuzzy just like a q-tip and meatloaf.

Melvin. Melvin. Melvin Eldridge and me, yeah we, shop at the same grocery store.

God. What a neat guy.
 

Lindsey

I want to smash you up. I want to break you down. I want to turn you into nothing, ruin your life and destroy all your friends. You did it to me, why can't I have some fun?

Some time in the spotlight, that's all that I'm asking. Time to chew you up, spit you out, and stomp on your face. You did it to me, why can't I have some fun?

You told me your life story, now can I be a tabloid? Knife to the throat, gun to the head - I'll be happy when I see that you're dead. You did it to me, why can't I have some fun? Ha ha.

Silver Traffic

We are Dead Yeti and we're gonna find Eddie, tell him Hey Eddie, you want some money? Hell no, I don't want that honey.

Dontcha' want a man like she? Dontcha' want a man like she?

Just gimme gimme Spanish books, yeah. Now I'll cook some meat. Now I'll cook some meat.

Dontcha' want a man like she? Dontcha' want a man like she?

Mr. Tambourine Head

Mr. Tambourine Head, he thinks he's so mean. Mr. Tambourine Head once, nah. Mr. Tambourine Head, you're just so keen.

My Game

I always break your heart but you fall right back like nothing's out of place, don't give a damn about what I say or even what I've done. Why don't you just wake up and smell my fun?

Ha ha - I laugh at your distress but you don't care - you come right back and I just have more fun.

You're lying on your back now and you don't care - you want back in, I say you're crazy, you say that you just understand my game. Ha ha - I laugh at your distress but you don't care - you come right back and I just have more fun. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

The Temple Walls

The hatred trapped inside me endowed within, captivated in desolate fury, the anger held inside my clenched fists ripping the skin off my hands, tearing at my heart. My eyes are bursting vessels of madness.

Out on the Tiles

Screaming throughout the back words leave me to die in the rain falls down hard on my head give me head give me head give me head give me head on the brigade like yesterday night you ate me like them staring straight ahead to cover the cold snow out on the tiles...am I?

Sad Fellas'

Don't scrape at me like that. I'm not like mold or something like that. I'll stay as long as I want and then I'll go and I'll leave. When I'm here, you can't have any fun, no fun whatsoever is allowed. You may not have fun.

Don't try and bite on me like that. I'm not a bone or something like that. I'll stay as long as I want and then I'll go and I'll leave. When I'm here, you can't have any fun, no fun whatsoever is allowed. You may not have fun.

Don't try and spit on me like that. I'm not some dirt or something like that. I'll stay as long as I want and then I'll go and I'll leave. When I'm here, you can't have any fun, no fun whatsoever is allowed. You may not have fun.

Don't try to freeze me like that. I'm not some leftover chicken or something like that. I'll stay as long as I want and then I'll go and I'll leave. When I'm here, you can't have any fun, no fun whatsoever is allowed. You may not have fun.

all these words were written by cow boris and are actually copyrighted 1992 igneous rock music. can ya even stand it?