http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summaryTue, 28 Nov 2006 22:35:51 +0000http://www.exitproductions.com/blog/index.htmlCowBlogger115http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/106749542614890412Thu, 30 Oct 2003 06:30:00 +00002006-12-06T10:21:49.200-05:00Cow Boris has unveiled the lyrics and the "almost-finished-demo" for the second song on his soon-to-be-released solo album, "Human Head Pizza." You can download 'You Know Where You Can Put That Meat (Meat)' for free by click the link. And the words... oh the words. You Know Where You Can Put That Meat (Meat) There are things that you don't know There is meat wherever you go Get that meat away http://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2003/10/news-cow-boris-unveils-second-track.htmlCowhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/116475323832828220Tue, 28 Nov 2006 22:21:00 +00002006-11-28T17:38:43.126-05:00It has been an extremely long time, but ladies and gentlemen let me tell you.. it was worth it. I have gone through changes. I have overcome obstacles. I have created obstacles for others. I have seen the future and it is good. After 6 aborted attempts, I have finally completed my masterpiece. At once delicate, kind, frail, loving, remorseful, and slightly beige - "Human Head Pizza" is finally http://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2006/11/news-surprise-cow-boris-news.htmlCowhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/111367340918983740Sat, 16 Apr 2005 17:39:00 +00002006-11-28T17:20:33.426-05:00It is with a heavy heart that we must report famed former Dead Yeti guitarist Metal Maniac has passed away. CNN.com announced the story early this morning; more information can be found here: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/deadyeti/04/16/maniac.yeti.hollywood/index.html. Last night around midnight, Metal Maniac scaled the great Hollywood Hills to forever change history. His mission: to change thehttp://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2005/04/breaking-news-metal-maniac-strives-for.htmlCowhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/110376901915372062Thu, 23 Dec 2004 02:24:19 +00002004-12-22T21:30:19.153-05:00Cow Boris has just released his Christmas Single, a cover of the famous Christmas song, "Silent Night." In an email from Dead Yeti World Headquarters earlier today, he stated: _________________________ I feel haven’t done enough for the fans this year. I have squandered my time away at the estate, drinking buttery nipples and watching Full House endlessly. Ah, I have thought time and time http://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2004/12/news-christmas-single-released.htmlCowhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/108092947969172116Fri, 02 Apr 2004 18:11:19 +00002004-04-02T13:17:31.530-05:00To gear up for mid-March's SXSW Music Festival in Austin, Texas, the Dead Yeti camp had quite a bit of new merchandise seen around town. By quite a bit we mean a sticker and a button promoting the up-coming Cow Boris album, "Human Head Pizza." "You can stick those things anywhere, man. They are really great, you peel the back off and then you have this piece of like thin rubber with Cow's namehttp://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2004/04/news-merchandise-flows-in-new-songs.htmlCowhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/107670665004966734Fri, 13 Feb 2004 21:10:50 +00002004-02-13T16:13:13.670-05:00Cow Boris has stated early Friday morning that he is anxiously awaiting South by Southwest, his home town of Austin's annual music and film festival in March. "I just want nothing but pure South by SouthEXCITEMENT! I have never been a solo artist in this town while this festival is going on, and I just want to feel the adrenaline from all the good vibes, man! Also, I wanted to let you all knowhttp://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2004/02/news-cow-boris-looking-for-south-by.htmlCowhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/107359100486136420Thu, 08 Jan 2004 19:36:24 +00002004-01-08T14:44:38.966-05:00Friendless Jim has removed The Yetidrone's link from his website, sources tell us. Apparently Friendless Jim was "cleaning up [his] template" and decided that The Yetidrone no longer fit in with his brand of androgynous law drivel his website opines. Cow Boris asked Friendless Jim to please replace the link on his page, as Mr. Boris has kept the link to Friendless Jim's site since The http://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2004/01/news-friendless-jim-casts-first-stone.htmlCowhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/107349268938372315Wed, 07 Jan 2004 16:05:40 +00002004-01-07T17:27:53.560-05:00I don't know how I feel about this, honestly. He's done this before. Popped up, only to forsake us yet again. Ah yes, friends. Recall the spring of 1992. April to be exact. I still have the letters, citing reasons for departure: Helena, Miya, all the old dreck - but never stating the real reasons of his leaving: the real two girlfriends, the wenches known as Friendless Jim and Danless Loyd. http://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2004/01/commentary-mr-tambourine-heads-return.htmlCowhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/107177515313845143Thu, 18 Dec 2003 19:11:01 +00002003-12-18T14:22:55.263-05:00Below is a transcript of Mr. Tambourine Head's first words after exiting the de-animation chamber: " Whaaa? Where am I? TWO THOUSAND WHAT?! What's going on? Last thing I remember, the Rockets had just won their second championship, everyone was doing the Macarena, and Clinton had just...really? Didn't Clinton beat him in '92? HIS SON? huh. Well, as long as my stocks are okay...WHAT?!http://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2003/12/news-i-have-returned-from-ten-years-of.htmlMr Tambourinehttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/106867152797870920Wed, 12 Nov 2003 21:09:07 +00002003-11-12T16:12:05.460-05:00Incest called Cow Boris last Wednesday, and Cow Boris didn't get around to calling him back until Friday. Incest appears to be showing Cow Boris exactly what he thinks of his late response by not calling him back at all. "It's cool, I can take it. He's making a statement. I'm mature, I can handle it. I'm not going to get upset about it, if that's what you think," Mr. Boris said. "I mean yeah, http://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2003/11/news-incest-does-not-call-cow-boris.htmlCowhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/106676436656790496Tue, 21 Oct 2003 19:22:06 +00002003-10-21T15:26:06.403-04:00'Tracheautomatic Nutball' is the first song off the forthcoming Cow Boris album, "Human Head Pizza," and Cow Boris has graciously offered the readers of The Yetidrone the opportunity to download it for free right now. Cow Boris also extends his deepest thanks to all The Yetidrone readers and Dead Yeti fans. Cow Boris would also like to send a call for any interested guitarists, bassists and http://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2003/10/news-mp3-posted-from-new-cow-boris.htmlCowhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/106642433550574648Fri, 17 Oct 2003 20:54:22 +00002003-10-17T17:04:22.153-04:00Cow Boris, hard at work on his upcoming solo album "Human Head Pizza," has granted The Yetidrone permission to display the lyrics from the first track on the album, 'Tracheautomatic Nutball.' An mp3 will be available this weekend, as well. Without further ado, the first words from a Dead Yeti product in 9 years: Tracheautomatic Nutball Brush your teeth and go to bed, but don't forget youhttp://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2003/10/news-cow-boris-unveils-lyrics-to-new.htmlCowhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/106374439484036570Tue, 16 Sep 2003 20:25:45 +00002003-10-13T19:45:37.903-04:00As mentioned a while back, Bookworm has gone missing and it's getting serious. It's been over 6 months since anyone has seen or heard from him, his phone is disconnected, and now is the time when we really need him. The only two people I have yet to ask about it, aside from you, our Yetidrone-reading audience, are my father and my brother. I have a feeling one of them may know exactly where hehttp://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2003/09/bookworm-missing-dead-yeti-needs-your.htmlCowhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/106382404245495337Wed, 17 Sep 2003 18:33:42 +00002003-10-13T19:36:30.316-04:00I have just learned that Incest will soon be posting on The Yetidrone, and everyone is very excited about this. His duties will include, but not be limited to, rallying for support in the Please Help Us Find Bookworm Campaign, writing his Pig Gestalt column, and other general posts that he sees fit. Please, ladies and gentlemen, let's make Incest feel welcome here. [Bookworm, Incest and http://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2003/09/incest-soon-to-join-yetidrone.htmlCowhttp://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766213/posts/summary/106575761486112168Fri, 10 Oct 2003 03:46:54 +00002003-10-13T19:30:26.730-04:00Crack LA paparazzi spotted Incest in intense "Yeti Film" discussions with Steven Spielberg yesterday at an undisclosed Hollywood restaurant. Concerning Cow Boris' contentious "riff comments," Incest was heard to remark "I'm incensed." According to our sources, Spielberg plied him for details, seemingly interested in possible subplots for the upcoming, as yet unnamed "Yeti Film." "When I http://www.exitproductions.com/blog/2003/10/gossip-incest-incensed-at-cow-boris.htmlalistair