[NEWS] Surprise! Cow Boris News.

It has been an extremely long time, but ladies and gentlemen let me tell you.. it was worth it. I have gone through changes. I have overcome obstacles. I have created obstacles for others. I have seen the future and it is good.

After 6 aborted attempts, I have finally completed my masterpiece. At once delicate, kind, frail, loving, remorseful, and slightly beige - "Human Head Pizza" is finally finished.

What does this mean for you? It means less money for you, as you will purchase it soon.

JANUARY 23RD

Yes. January 23rd is the date of its release. Years have gone in to the making of this record. Sweat, lots of sweat. Tears, three tears. Along the way, a great drummer named Bookworm has gone missing - and is still missing to this very day. I had to play the drums myself because of this travesty. How could he disappear? I will never understand it.

Welcome to the new year. Welcome to the new Cow Boris. The new Dead Yeti. The first Dead Yeti product in over 12 years will be released on JANUARY 23RD. A sigh of relief will be felt across the planet.

A couple weeks ago, the promotionary vehicles began. I launched my Official MySpace Page, to keep up with the current trends. Next week, WWW.COWBORIS.COM will be launched. And there are many more surprises to come. You don't want to miss any of this.

Light a candle and say a prayer for Bookworm. Light a candle and do a dance come January 23rd. More news very soon. Or when it happens.