[NEWS] Cow Boris Unveils Lyrics to New Song; Defies Incest Post
Cow Boris, hard at work on his upcoming solo album "Human Head Pizza," has granted The Yetidrone permission to display the lyrics from the first track on the album, 'Tracheautomatic Nutball.' An mp3 will be available this weekend, as well. Without further ado, the first words from a Dead Yeti product in 9 years:
Tracheautomatic Nutball
Brush your teeth
and go to bed,
but don't forget
you gots to eat
Slap yourself
and lick the meatball,
Chinese food
rots on the shelf
You obey only one nutball,
Mr. Tracheautomatic Nutball
Call your friends way out west,
don't forget about Incest.
Tell them all the good news,
between you and nutball, you will lose.
You obey only one nutball,
Mr. Tracheautomatic Nutball
There are things that you will learn
When the nutball comes along
Forget your mom, forget your dad
Nutball's the best that you've ever had
You got no choice but to obey
Mr. Tracheautomatic Nutball
You obey only one nutball,
Mr. Tracheautomatic Nutball
In other news, Cow Boris denied any involvement with Incest in 'Nam, stating that the bassist must have been alluding to the time he saved his ass in the South Dakota club 'Wam!'
"Yeah, he saved me when we were in 'Wam!," Boris said. "That was different though. I think Incest is refering to some war or something. I was never in a war though. Just in a club in Dakota. I oughtta get back to Dakota real soon. Real soon."
Tracheautomatic Nutball
Brush your teeth
and go to bed,
but don't forget
you gots to eat
Slap yourself
and lick the meatball,
Chinese food
rots on the shelf
You obey only one nutball,
Mr. Tracheautomatic Nutball
Call your friends way out west,
don't forget about Incest.
Tell them all the good news,
between you and nutball, you will lose.
You obey only one nutball,
Mr. Tracheautomatic Nutball
There are things that you will learn
When the nutball comes along
Forget your mom, forget your dad
Nutball's the best that you've ever had
You got no choice but to obey
Mr. Tracheautomatic Nutball
You obey only one nutball,
Mr. Tracheautomatic Nutball
In other news, Cow Boris denied any involvement with Incest in 'Nam, stating that the bassist must have been alluding to the time he saved his ass in the South Dakota club 'Wam!'
"Yeah, he saved me when we were in 'Wam!," Boris said. "That was different though. I think Incest is refering to some war or something. I was never in a war though. Just in a club in Dakota. I oughtta get back to Dakota real soon. Real soon."
