No More Annoying Long URL, Cow Boris Says

The Yetidrone is now quite simply located at www.theyetidrone.com. Please update your bookmarks, favorites, and hairstyle.

Bookworm Sighting in Nebraska

It appears Dead Yeti drummer Bookworm, who has been missing for quite some time (see posts below), is currently living in Nebraska. If anyone has any idea of his whereabouts in that great state, please let us know.

Incest Soon to Join The Yetidrone

I have just learned that Incest will soon be posting on The Yetidrone, and everyone is very excited about this. His duties will include, but not be limited to, rallying for support in the Please Help Us Find Bookworm Campaign, writing his Pig Gestalt column, and other general posts that he sees fit.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, let's make Incest feel welcome here.



[Bookworm, Incest and Cow Boris in happier days]
Welcome Aboard, Incest!

Unlearned Hand Says "Yikes" - Nation Shudders

Unlearned Hand, from what I've gathered one of the premier 'idiot blogs' on the net, has recently shown a map of the US with Hurricane Isabel's current location and potential ascent into the East Coast with the comment, "Yikes," above the map. I don't believe I have ever heard a possible natural disaster summed up quite like that - with such raw feeling and unbridled emotion. If only magazines like Newsweek or Time could have taken leads from Unlearned Hand when their initial coverage of 9/11 took place. I recall the magazines with the devastating pictures of the toppled WTC buildings on the covers.... but can you even imagine the impact these magazines would have had on its readers had the word 'Y I K E S' been at the top? I shiver just to imagine.

Bookworm Missing; Dead Yeti Needs Your Help

As mentioned a while back, Bookworm has gone missing and it's getting serious. It's been over 6 months since anyone has seen or heard from him, his phone is disconnected, and now is the time when we really need him.

The only two people I have yet to ask about it, aside from you, our Yetidrone-reading audience, are my father and my brother. I have a feeling one of them may know exactly where he is.

So if anyone has seen Bookworm, please let us know.



Please come home, Bookworm.

Cow Boris Goes to Sleep at 8:30; Wakes at 1, Frustrated

However, I drank 40 liters of Gatorade, six buttery nipple shots, and thought about Dad, and I think I can go back to sleep now.