[GOSSIP] Incest Incensed at Cow Boris "Riff Comments"
Crack LA paparazzi spotted Incest in intense "Yeti Film" discussions with Steven Spielberg yesterday at an undisclosed Hollywood restaurant. Concerning Cow Boris' contentious "riff comments," Incest was heard to remark "I'm incensed."
According to our sources, Spielberg plied him for details, seemingly interested in possible subplots for the upcoming, as yet unnamed "Yeti Film."
"When I was in 'Nam with Boris," Incest elaborated, "my riffs saved that boy's life. And this is the thanks I get! We'll see if any Boris riffs show up on the Incest solo debut . . . or even Boris playing Incest riffs!"
Spielberg seemed concerned about a possible Yeti-rift, but Incest assured him all would eventually work out: "My lawyers will have his lawyers' asses for breakfast." Spielberg seemed interested in including the 'Nam incident in the forthcoming "Yeti Film," but wanted to set it in the near future on a faraway planet populated with giant talking ostriches. Incest was heard to respond favorably to this suggestion: "Show me the money!"
According to our sources, Spielberg plied him for details, seemingly interested in possible subplots for the upcoming, as yet unnamed "Yeti Film."
"When I was in 'Nam with Boris," Incest elaborated, "my riffs saved that boy's life. And this is the thanks I get! We'll see if any Boris riffs show up on the Incest solo debut . . . or even Boris playing Incest riffs!"
Spielberg seemed concerned about a possible Yeti-rift, but Incest assured him all would eventually work out: "My lawyers will have his lawyers' asses for breakfast." Spielberg seemed interested in including the 'Nam incident in the forthcoming "Yeti Film," but wanted to set it in the near future on a faraway planet populated with giant talking ostriches. Incest was heard to respond favorably to this suggestion: "Show me the money!"
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