Cow Boris Very Excited About New Colorful $20 Bills; Incest Indifferent

I read this today, and I can't even begin to talk to you all about my elation. This is something the USA has always needed - a colorful $20 bill. On October 9th, banks can send armored trucks to a Federal Reserve bank to get a stash of the new notes, and I think I'm going to do the same. It really makes you wonder how us as citizens, members or fans of Dead Yeti, have gone on so long without a colorful $20 dollar bill. Especially a $20 dollar bill that has the magnificent patriotic colors of peach, blue and yellow.

I talked to Incest about this new $20 dollar bill, and he really didn't seem to care one way or the other about it, which I find a bit appalling. He commented, "Why just the $20? Is the Federal Reserve a bunch of billists? Just choosing the $20 and not taking into consideration the feelings of the $5, the $10, the $1? The $50? The $100? What about the $2, which has been shafted as long as it has been in circulation? I really could care less. And this whole bit about it being the most secure bill ever. That's just great - make all the other insecure bills feel even WORSE. I gave up my adulation of the Federal Reserve a long time ago, once they started releasing those dinky U.S. state quarters. Man, don't even get me started about that horseshit."