Boz Tries to Think of Them All; Fails to Think of Them All

Boz, my father/ex-bandmate, has tried to formulate a list of who should replace the late John Ritter on his prime-time television show "8 Ways To Screw My Teenage Daughters or Whatever," yet fails to mention either of the since-unemployed dads from "My Two Dads." I seriously have to wonder if this is actually a blood-relative of mine. The jury is still out, and [New Guy], Dead Yeti's guitarist, is still thinking.