Boz Confused by Fatherhood/Band Member Allegations; Cow Boris Distraught

It seems Boz didn't know what to make of my realizations yesterday that he is either my father or an ex-member of Dead Yeti. He may have eliminated the ex-member reasoning himself, by declaring that if he wasn't my father, he would have been the "shy, but serious bass player." Now I know we have had a lot of bass players, a lot of them are very serious individuals, but never have any of them been serious bass players. We had one serious bass player but he went missing several years back - and he didn't look anything like Boz. I also couldn't decipher whether or not he was asking Stu Sutcliffe to try to think about which it could be or what. I think that's what he meant though, so Stu Sutcliffe, please try to think about this issue for us. The fate of us all hangs in the balance. Breakfast: another one of those weird-ass bagels and a bottle of Hansen's Green Tea Energy Water, shortly followed by 9 Spicy Wasabi Chips.