The President's Test for Physical
Fitness
found on:
Wish the World Away
[part 1],
Hello Amsterdam,
Trademark of Quality Vol. 3, &
I'll Be Gone [promo]
Once upon a time me and Vudi met
A major American rock star in a shop
We were immediately jealous of his
hair
And his fuel-injected sports cock
He made the usual stupid sexual jokes
About the way he comes on top
But I could tell it was a lie
By the way that he walked
How did you pass the President's Test
Even if I can't match your ability
to compete
At least give me a chance to cheat
He said, "Are you losers making fun
Of our serious vocation?
You just gotta bring the music to
the people man
And then go score a hole in one."
The pleasures of a treadmill and the factory
Took all the innocence from his eyes
Leaving him to spurt unashamed
By the size of his dull surprise
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How did you pass the President's
Test
I never felt honest telling those
virtuous lies
And my toupee always gets into my
eyes
How do you pass the President's Test
I don't even want to know my score
I don't know who's telling me the
truth anymore
I said, "The only thing that we're good for
Is being forgotten."
And I know you're big enough of a
star
To make sure that the job gets done
How do you pass the President's Test
I swear one day they'll build a
monument
To the man with the most reasons for
his embarrassment
How do you pass the President's Test
No I don't even want to know my
score
I don't know who's telling me the
truth anymore
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