All Your Jeans Were Too Tight
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- Everything I say sounds clumsy and
dumb
- Trying to make you feel better
- Is like trying to trick St. Peter
- Tuesdays and Thursdays I remember
- The Stud's well drink special
- A well cheap as the tide
- Like that one that swallowed you
up
- Yeah, you could really get fucked
up
You were not wrong
- To give me all your clothes
You were not wrong
- I looked like a fool
You were not wrong
- To give everything away
I put my flowers in your window
- To hide a world nobody would ever
prize
- And all of this vanity would be
funny
- If it didn't hurt so much
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- You were not wrong
- All you and I had to throw away
You were not wrong
- Was a cowardly pile of sheets
You were not wrong
- And a heartbeat that couldn't
carry you
You were not wrong
- To want something better
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The sweet screwdrivers were like TNT
- And he said, "Your agony
- Is such an obvious barge to tow."
- That not even a mother could drop
- And you took his advice, he said,
- "Drop your disappointment
- Like you drop a grand piano."
You were not wrong
- To give me all your clothes
You were not wrong
- But all your jeans were too tight
You were not wrong
- And why did you paint your
bathroom black
You were not wrong
- I can understand liking Barbara
Streisand
You were not wrong
- But I'm not sure about the
soundtrack from Diva
You were not wrong
- And what was up with the tanning
salon
You were not wrong
- I'm sorry I said anything about
the tattoo
You were not wrong
- But did you really need another
earring
You were not wrong
- And I hope that you know that I
really loved you
You were not wrong
- And we had a good time, didn't we?
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